I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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