just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Randomize
