Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Im part way to drunk.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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