I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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