it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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