Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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