ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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