ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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