Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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