Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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