i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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