idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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