I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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