If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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