Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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