I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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