What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
it hurts more in the daytime
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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