I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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