he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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