Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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