Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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