Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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