it hurts more in the daytime
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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