they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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