you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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