One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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