Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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