.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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