Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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