I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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