Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
you told grandpa to call you daddy
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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