Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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