butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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