five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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