And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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