Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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