I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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