Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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