Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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