Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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