his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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