What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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