i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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