he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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