he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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