And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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