How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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