similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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