my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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