too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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