I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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