last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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